by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier
Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....
Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier
I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier
I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
by Bibbo November 16, 2006
by David is a gay January 23, 2007
Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.
by Silas T. Oysterburger September 25, 2008
A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
by guy May 04, 2004
by mama lover April 13, 2005
Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
by Bibbo November 16, 2006