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Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.

Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.

Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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