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Stocks of companies that produce toilet paper, toilet cubicles, and the like, which are likely to stay in business for a long time, and probably even outlive their founders and their heirs.
Fund managers are diversifying their mutual funds by including shit shares in their portfolios, because these allegedly recession-proof stocks are slow-moving but safe bets.
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by MathPlus May 25, 2018
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A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.
There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.
by Exstoiv April 20, 2018
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