When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

After wiping your ass from taking a shit, you quickly slap yourself in the face with the paper. Chances are there is going to be shit on the paper, sometimes there isn't due to the ghost shit.

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).

Taking one laxative from a package that claims each dose is different.

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.