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An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
by AKACroatalin October 12, 2015
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...
Hey what's that smell?
Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.
Did you spray any Oust?
No, It doesn't help anyway.
Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.
Did you spray any Oust?
No, It doesn't help anyway.
by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009