This is term coined out of Fulton, N.Y. It is the act of someone placing their lips around someone elses anus while the person blows a fart in their mouth. The lucky receipiant then holds it in their mouth until he or she comes up and blows it in the others face.

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

a gun that fires shit everywhere

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."