The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
by bagelsFOAD April 06, 2010
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When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.
by theface2277 June 30, 2013
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a euphemism for premature ejacluation that is used when someone fucks up
I can't believe you passed out so early, you totally shit your boner.
by thrillhouse82 August 07, 2011
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When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all
I was having a GIANT shit boner last night
by Yeetkids November 05, 2018
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