A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.
My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!
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To take a large penis

To have had sex with a large penis
Mary told Amy that she had been shish-ka-dicked by Bob the night before.

Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.
by xzombabex October 09, 2015
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A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.
Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard
by ElongD69 January 24, 2018
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Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.
That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!
by RickySpanish20 December 31, 2014
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A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.
Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 07, 2018
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When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.
Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.
by Ukey Joe September 08, 2009
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Shish-Ka-Bitch is a term used when a man (Very Well Endowed), has sex with a woman in the doggy style position. The term comes when he inserts into one end of the female, and he also exits at the oposite end of the female. (Like a Shish-Ka-Bob on the BBQ) This term was first introduced Sept 12th 2008 in Ocean City MD. It has been documented on a few rare ocasions that it has worked. One Such time was Robert G (Born Sept 30th 1977 in Point Pleasant NJ)was with a midget stripper named Little Pixie and preformed the Shish-Ka-Bitch manover. Case studys are now being performed by the science department at Cal Tech, and the University of Arizona. Updates will follow
He was so big it came out her mouth and she looked like a Shish-Ka-Bitch. Rob was so large he bent her over and it came out her mouth and she looked like a Shish-Ka-bob (Bitch)
by Phantomrider09 September 26, 2008
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