Urban Dictionary: Shirvell

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The thin, narrow tip of the insertion end of an anal douche.

Sometimes, it can be more comfortable for the patient if the shirvell is lubricated prior to insertion of the anal douche.

by infidel248 September 29, 2010

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Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007

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shirvell

Verb. To author or speak out loud a hysterical anti-gay rant in order to deny one’s own fear of one’s hidden sexuality.

I went to hear Bishop Eddie Long’s sermon and he spent the whole time shirvelling.

by Ima Pfister November 08, 2010

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shirvell

Noun. An hysterical anti-gay screed used to deny the author’s fears of his own hidden sexuality.

Can you believe the lawyers for Prop 8 cited a shirvell from George Reker?

by Ima Pfister November 08, 2010

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