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Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.
I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

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by Hudway March 19, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Walking around wearing only a shirt with your dick hanging out and a massive erection.
I went over to his house and he was shirtdicking in the living room.

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by Hudway March 14, 2018
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