Shirmp is any kind of unidentified substance that is supposedly food.
guy 1: "What did you order?"

guy 2: "I ordered the chicken"

guy 1: "that doesn't look like chicken... it's obviously shirmp"
by Mehthelazy October 13, 2010
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Customer at a local New Orleans cafe: Gimme two shirmp & oyster po-boys, to-go!
by xeraphim August 26, 2019
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is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper
The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers
by Baltsox August 31, 2006
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(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.
I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!
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