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When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".
by Betamax August 29, 2014
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):
by Don rajah December 03, 2013
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The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.
"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."
by The Pube Whisperer October 20, 2015