noun- Ukrainian term meaning 'dirty heroin' or filthy, home-crafted, bangable narcotic.

verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A troll of unbelievable proportions, having harassed a large portion of the innocent web surfing populace of social community site 'Facebook' with an unending torrent of illogical, misspelt, depressive or pointless 'Status Updates'. Whilst intervention from NATO is still on the cards for the next G8 summit, humanitarian agencies are still severely concerned for the welfare of users struggling to come to terms with the mental stress of up to "34 times the normal time expected to be spent on Facebook, due to trying to sort worthwhile or sentient information from their Newsfeed after it being submerged in a torrent of 'Troll' posts by Ms Shirka"

A resolution is still being sought by the scientific communities of the modern world, rumour also points to the imminent involvement of the 'Cyber Police' though this is currently unverified.