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The most breathtakingly beautiful, amazing and perfect girlfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. Her Gray/blue eyes fill your heart with warmth. her smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from her lips. She makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. she's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. She can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for her to hold. She calms you with her gentle touch and her incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave her amazing embrace.
Shirey is the most wonderful person you will meet
by Hi I like you October 16, 2010
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
by September 07, 2020
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A Shirey is a person that goes by the name Shirey because no one cares enough to learn their real name. They often are so unimportant, in fact, that people confuse their title with Shirley or even Shitley. A Shirey is a smelly bag if garbage that somehow took upon the humanoid form. Also, Shireys seemingly have an uncanny obsession with touching the feet of others without consent. Don't be a Shirey.
- "Go away Shirey, no one likes you!"
- "Do you even have a first name or does everyone just call you Shirey?"
- "You gross little pervert rapist get out of the women's restroom you fucking Shirey!!"
by Preacher of Peaches August 02, 2019
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