Person 1: I really like the ship between Ojiro and Kaminari
Person 2: personally I like the ship between Kaminari and Eijiro
Person 3: noooo Kaminari is with Shinsou :((
Person 2: shut up, ship hater

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz