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Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".
Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.
by Burrenden January 03, 2015
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.
I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.
by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020
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