He loves women so much that when he sees them he gets overexcited and it goes boing boing and white juice is sprayed everywhere. He does so often that he scares the girls because it stares at them. Therefore he is a Shingala.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak