Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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1. a thin slip or wedge of metal, wood, etc., for driving into crevices, as between machine parts to compensate for wear, or beneath bedplates, large stones, etc., to level them.
2. A not-nice word for an androgynous looking person. See also: shemale.
3. A seattle based rock band.
2. A not-nice word for an androgynous looking person. See also: shemale.
3. A seattle based rock band.
1. You just loosen the mounting bolts and slip the shim between the axle and brake backing plate.
2. Wow, you know, I was about to call the person over there a shim, when I remembered that would be fucking mean of me.
3. The shim are my third favourite band.
2. Wow, you know, I was about to call the person over there a shim, when I remembered that would be fucking mean of me.
3. The shim are my third favourite band.
by Coopface December 02, 2006
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Person A: "My dick is 1.5 inches hard."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 12, 2009
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A mixture of the words him and she. Used to describe someone who has characteristics of both a male and female person.
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006