Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."
by faded number July 22, 2016
by aubreony September 18, 2011
To "shuffle/cough etc nervously" or to "look shifty" etc so as to deliberately and humourously imply some semblence of guilt/culpability. Mostly used in chatrooms where the action of "shiffling" can't be physically seen.
Chatroomname1: It's not like you fancy the guy or anything!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!
by random_raven July 29, 2009
Lewis: Hey man I couldn't get tickets to the game... Sorry dude..
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...
by Rossohara June 13, 2008