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someone who is incredibely sexy and likes to take their pants off and party on tables.
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him
"oh look over there, is that shieldzy, yeh. nothing new. hes got 10 women with him"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"
by Rebanico August 21, 2008
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015