A dude named Steven who is cooler than your average Steven. He's either more funny, more attractive, more intelligent or all of the above, in comparison to a regular Steven. However, if a Steven refers to himself as a Shhhteven, he in turn becomes the opposite: less funny, less attractive, less intelligent, and most likely all of the above, in comparison to a regular Steven.

Alternate pronunciation: Shhhtephen.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods