texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
by trannykingtuck January 27, 2007
by ramiro_sierra February 09, 2012
by gatman January 24, 2015
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009
Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
by DDFL May 14, 2011
Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
by titoliston October 24, 2011
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