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To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
by TOcThis January 03, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.
by RedRooster March 23, 2007
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Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.
I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?
by Doc2013 June 25, 2010
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shit + sex + text = shext
shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
by lethal laura December 10, 2009
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The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce
I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!
by The Mower November 03, 2017
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To text someone while your having a Shit.
Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.
by shext May 29, 2014
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