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To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
by TOcThis January 03, 2013
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.
by RedRooster March 23, 2007
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Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.
I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?
by Doc2013 June 25, 2010
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shit + sex + text = shext
shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
by lethal laura December 10, 2009
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The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce
I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!
by The Mower November 03, 2017
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To text someone while your having a Shit.
Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.
by shext May 29, 2014
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