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The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 08, 2008
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony
by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019
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When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
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The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
by Jornibo September 24, 2008
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The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
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