Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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No fool you can't grow dat sherm dog you gotta grow dat weed and cut dat shit with angel dust. Then drag your lazy ass to the 7-11 and buy dem Hebrew Nationals.
by fantomelt February 02, 2008
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Variant of shermanator where the shermanator, usally from Pennsyltucky tries to create and alter ego whilst attempting to pick up an ugly chick. If said Shermantor actually succeeds in bedding this abnormally ugly ho, he will no doubt give her a yellow marshellow due to the fact that he's never even felt the inside of a woman's vagina and pissess uncontrollably. The Sherm Dog can usually give detailed accounts of the softness and tastiness of a goat's ass.
by Pennsyltucky Pride January 18, 2005
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Variant of shermanator where the shermanator, usally from Pennsyltucky tries to create and alter ego whilst attempting to pick up an ugly chick. If said Shermantor actually succeeds in bedding this abnormally ugly ho, he will no doubt give her a yellow marshellow due to the fact that he's never even felt the inside of a woman's vagina and pissess uncontrollably. The Sherm Dog can usually give detailed accounts of the softness and tastiness of a goat's ass.
by Pennsyltucky Pride January 18, 2005