A girl who stands to pee, wether she has a tool to assist her or not. These tools include the shenis or the shewee. If a woman does not have tools, she should spread her legs, and pull the front of her groin up so the urine squirts straight ahead. If this is not done, then urine will fall straight down and soak and pants, thongs, pads, or underwear that may be sitting between a woman's legs.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.