Brian: "Dude, remember that time Kevin passed out and we pranked him by sticking his hand in a bowl of gravy, and when he woke up he smeared it all over his face?"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak