masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
by Professor Shemp March 07, 2013
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1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I'm just shempin' it"
by Shin November 09, 2003
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A loser that has no clue what is going on.
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 24, 2006
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(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.
by freakingweet December 11, 2005
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1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge
by horbin bernsen May 10, 2012
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A fat no neck lazy piece of shit. Has a grey mop haircut and walks like a sick penguin. Acts like a woman in menopause. Completely useless human being.
Did you see Shemp holding his head like a bitch. Pet smart called and said they are ready for Shemps grooming.
by DeezBolas June 29, 2018
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Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.
Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
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