masturbating in a comical way.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
by Professor Shemp March 07, 2013
1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up
2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges
3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around
2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges
3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around
by Shin November 09, 2003
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 24, 2006
(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.
by freakingweet December 11, 2005
by horbin bernsen May 10, 2012
A fat no neck lazy piece of shit. Has a grey mop haircut and walks like a sick penguin. Acts like a woman in menopause. Completely useless human being.
Did you see Shemp holding his head like a bitch. Pet smart called and said they are ready for Shemps grooming.
by DeezBolas June 29, 2018
Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004