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Shemma is the most beautiful, sophisticated and loyal person you will ever meet and she will do anything for u from make u laugh to fuck you but she only will do that If ur married to her she will remove the stress and hate from your life
Person 1: that guys got it good
Person 2: because he has a shemma
by Akhif July 31, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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