Stepanski 

The meaning of life. If you know someone with this last name, bow to them and love them forever. THE BEST GOD DAMN THING EVER.

Holy shit, STEPANSKI!

Stepanski by Stepanski August 23, 2011

backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

backhand shalanski by Prime Time April 7, 2005

Szymanski

aka: Jizzmanskeet

A name for a polish fighter, or a slavic with alot of fight in him

A: What a Szymanski
B: I bet he beats his wife

Szymanski by Golubobitch October 16, 2008

shemasian 

An asian she-male.

I got a really good happy ending massage in Pattaya from a shemasian

shemasian by sexymews March 12, 2015

Mason Szmanski 

An Italian dude who loves soccer, and his family!

Gerald: Mason Szmanski loves soccer
Jerry: Thats acurate

Mason Szmanski by urbandictonary12 January 15, 2019

schamanski 

hairy fuzzy lil hamster

omg look at my schamanski its so cute and furry!

schamanski by ays25432 October 31, 2008

Jt Szymanski 

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

Jt Szymanski by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020