The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy
by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019
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A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
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Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
by Sceneric June 01, 2020
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Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball
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Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?
by Sceneric June 01, 2020
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Fucking thot that hoes around & double dicks eryyy dayyy & gets aids.. she likes pickles. She really thinks she likes dick but she hasn’t ever had it b4.. may be lesbian.. watch out girlies
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by Felicia Learman December 15, 2017
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