A kickass girl that smokes shit, is fucking funny, and loves to party. Usually around a height of about 5' tall, these chicks are usually really hardcore and have a pet unicorn that can shit rainbows.
Bro 1: Dude, she is such a Shelli.
Bro 2: I know, right?! It's like she's one of the guys.
Bro 3: Exactly...DUDE! She's making out with the couch!
Bro 1: Aight Imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
Bro 2: Your mom's turning me on!
Bro 3: ...dude what the fuck is wrong with you?!
Bro 2: I know, right?! It's like she's one of the guys.
Bro 3: Exactly...DUDE! She's making out with the couch!
Bro 1: Aight Imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
Bro 2: Your mom's turning me on!
Bro 3: ...dude what the fuck is wrong with you?!
by NYANUNICORN December 18, 2011
by Love dovies November 28, 2011
Shelly is the girlfriend that you took for granted. When you break up with her, her sexiness will drive you crazy. Stay with Shelly!
Dumbass: Finally!! I broke up with Shelly so I can go out with Jessica!!
Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML
Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML
by Timmy Bonjangle Schmidt April 17, 2009
by Misunderstood2often November 14, 2017
BOB: woahh did you see that shelly girl?
JOE: hell yeahh shes so sweet and cute... i just wanna bang the $h!t outta her! no lie man
BOB: wow... i was just sayin she looked cute
JOE: my bad man my bad
JOE: hell yeahh shes so sweet and cute... i just wanna bang the $h!t outta her! no lie man
BOB: wow... i was just sayin she looked cute
JOE: my bad man my bad
by Annie Shakran March 23, 2008
the most amazing person in the world. she is beautiful and very intelligent as well as funny and has a good sense of humor.
I went out with Shellie the other day. She's absolutely incredible!
opposite:
Wow, Shellie is by far the most dullest person I have ever known.
opposite:
Wow, Shellie is by far the most dullest person I have ever known.
by shellflagell February 03, 2010