Getting to class late. Asking a dumb question. Being a little bit fuckall.

A Shelly-Girl is your ultimate woman. She will not judge you. She is a beautiful gal. She turns left in her car while looking right. She has layers around her that keep her from having deep relationships. She lives in a world of internal pain, but projects joy to others.

The thiccest most Beautiful heifer to grace the great town of Terra Alta, She has gotten 1st place at the buckwheat festival 42 years in a row Her son Ethan is also very thicc and admiral

1.bestfriends who keep each other from falling they are two people that is rare Like a diamond, so genuineYou can’t find anything else like it. They have a special bond that no one and nothing can break. So you better not try to come between them. Although they have only known each other for three yearsIt feels like a lifetime they will be there to wipe away each others' tearsThey will fight their fears together they will help each other when things get tough
when things get hard and rough they have told each other their deepest secrets Kevin/Shelly are each others friend in life and friend in deathThey have a bond so strong proven with every breath I must say i know they cherish each other.Kevin/Shelly will be each others' best friend and that’s the way it will always be always there for each other beginning to end That’s how I describe them.. the perfect friend and more for each other. I know they will be here for each other because true friends are for eternity.(continued)

Bad Ass Fixie Rider/Actor that is super chill. He can get a girl wet just by the sound of his voice.

Fingers that smell like female gonads.

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects