Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.
I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.
by Saturninus October 31, 2011
Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App
“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”
“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”
“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”
by Stacey147 March 08, 2021
by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017
A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"
by flyingpenguin December 13, 2014
The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.
by Lyfjhdwrgcs April 05, 2016
by Da Dubs December 03, 2020