a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves
omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins
by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014
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A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.
I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags
by xXFurball February 06, 2015
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A universal African currency involving fecal matter.
Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"
by glikber December 28, 2020
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An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.
"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."
by Ayy Money December 08, 2015
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a jewish rapper from New York City, whose songs inckude "In Da Shul" and "Chanukah Jam".
man, the 50 Shekel- Jew Rule feud has gotten outta control...
by maks July 21, 2004
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A shekel goblin is a name for someone who is greedy and a money hoarder. Commonly associated with a Jew and more often then not a incel.
When Tommy dropped a nickel on the ground the local shekel goblin pushed thru the hallway and knocked over 3 girls in an attempt to snatch the loose change.
by The ginger December 03, 2018
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when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.
on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018
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