by Berrymcockner October 29, 2020
The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels
by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021
Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.
Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
by egf.koi September 04, 2021
Arianna Grande: *sees Ginny and Ron Weasleys wedding invitation* "OMG Ron and Ginny are getting married! they are my favorite sibling couple!"
Santa: Dude no if they have kids theyll get the Ed sheeran genes
Arianna: true
Mrs claus: *sees them* "ED SHEERAN" *proceeds to sing shape of you by ed sheeran"
Santa: Dude no if they have kids theyll get the Ed sheeran genes
Arianna: true
Mrs claus: *sees them* "ED SHEERAN" *proceeds to sing shape of you by ed sheeran"
by girlyouknowiwantyourlove October 04, 2021
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.
"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
"Ed Sheeran".
"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".
"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017