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An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.
Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.
by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.
"That Mike kid is a total shears."
by Michael Shears April 01, 2007
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A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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A verb, meaning to pick up girls without having to talk, just grind it.
Did you see Dave with that little girl?

-Yeah, he's shearing it up so hard on the dance floor, he will probably bag it tonight.
by reginaspizza April 05, 2009
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v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another
I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment
by Melissa March 22, 2003
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