A sexual goddess in captivity.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

We are legendary. You've heard of us.

Native to Hingham, the She Wolves rule the world, specifically the Patriot League Cross Country world. They are amazing in every way and almost godlike. They run faster than the wind and ravenously devour pizza on Tuesday nights. You want to be us, but you are not us.
She Wolves are the only inhabitants of the Earth described accurately by the word perfect.

A woman of any age, may or may not be amorous, who boldly and aggresively goes after men she find attractive in an almost predatory manner

The mother of all that is evil
Her lips are poisonous venom
Wicked temptress knows how to please
The priestess roars, "Get down on your knees"

A woman capable of going after numerous guys (single and taken) while completely disregarding their emotions or reactions to her actions.

A super hot, blond, bellydancing, Colombian pop star that sounds like she is yodeling all the time.