Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!
by Rugeman81 April 18, 2014
A contraction of "shit" and "cum" used to describe the resulting mixture of combining these two excretions.
by Caiphus October 02, 2009
when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself
"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."
by Terry Big Boy August 27, 2018