the most annoying creature to ever walk this planet. when u see him coming, know that its a sign to run the opposite direction. if shayaan texts you, throw ur phone away. if shayaan asks u to hang out, kill yourself. there is NO coming back from a friendship endured with a shayaan. STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!
by sreyasmanigundan January 30, 2020
Shayaan means the most person who spends their time playing Fortnite, watching dinotube.com and dresses ugly. He has the most enormous eyes in the world more like i never wanted to fuck his mom PERIOD. Lots of people will know this and give him the most depressing moment of all time. Also Shayaan likes to watch celebrity porn because he likes tamil actresses, and he is a horny bitch. Thank you for reading this and CheifBeef2k20000 will come back for more
Your Mom Shayaan Kirubakaran
by ChiefBeef2K20000 February 10, 2019
A guy with a really big dick, Be very careful with shayaan because he can steal your bitch. Shayaan can beat the fuck outta you and while make you suck your dick
by suck the cuck March 16, 2018
by az1010 May 26, 2021
Shayaan is some leng guy. Bare gyals pull up to his yard give then head then leave. Let me not lie Shayaan also has the maddest of bars. When he spits all that comes out is pure 🔥🔥🔥!
by Shayaank28 June 12, 2021
The longest mf you've ever seen. Nigga's an earthworm with hands. Straight dandi gang. Also known as Stick-Man.
by Mysteriousbastard November 29, 2021
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