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The condition of having been sucked in by a highly watchable movie while channel surfing or walking past a TV. Originally derived from The Shawshank Redemption.
Dude, I was in Best Buy getting a printer cable, and I got Shawshanked in the TV section for like 30 minutes by the first Matrix.
by JT Dizzle January 19, 2012
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When you have something planned for the day, but a movie comes on that you humanely can't avoid watching in it's entirety
I was heading out to meet Kyle at the bar, but I got shawshanked by Forrest Gump
by Jtudeski September 18, 2018
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To temporarily rig something to function. Not a permanent fix.
I shawshanked that shelf together. It works for now.
by Cdawg$$$ April 11, 2021
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Any movie and/or t.v. Show that you get trapped into watching and can't stop. ie: Shawshanked redemption , band of brothers marathon, half baked, the Bourne identity
Sorry I was late but I got Shawshanked by ForrestGump
by Jerky griffith December 17, 2015
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A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).
Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!
by flacker October 07, 2005
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A term used to describe the general pain and suffering felt the next morning after a particularly rough night
Guy: hey man, you have a good one last night?

Guy2: yeah, but I feel utterly shawshanked this morning *bleurggh*

Guy: ....mate
by Xyphious November 19, 2009
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