Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.

The first (and best) Shawnee Mission High School. Best Drama department in the midwest, despite the lower budget than other schools. Lots of pep at sporting events, no matter what the score is. The only students doing drugs are the ones too stupid to get themselves involved. Contrary to popular belief, poor schools have LESS drug problems. Because the students don't have the money to BUY drugs.

The second high school in the Shawnee Mission School District. Somehow, they get budgeted all of the money the school district has to offer, resulting in their nice, college-like campus, but leaving other schools like Shawnee Mission North, Shawnee Mission West, Shawnee Mission Northwest, and Shawnee Mission South with the spare change that the lazy asses at SME are too lazy to pick up. They tend to be the biggest douchebags in the Kansas City Metro Area, only doing their shopping at the Country Club Plaza and Town Center in Leawood. The male species of douche that roam the halls at Shawnee Mission East tend to be outfitted in Blazers, with Ralph Lauren graphic tees underneath. They wear $70 jeans with nearly every outfit and Nike AirMax shoes, and, because they are simply too cool to do otherwise, they each sag about 4 inches. The female species of douche at this school each have about 40 pieces of Vera Bradley on their bodies each day. They enjoy wearing shoes made for sailing as if they were practical. They can be seen wearing at least one piece of Abercrombie and Fitch every day. They have video announcements every morning and think it is trendy to tailgate high school football games. Most guys also have an earring in each ear. If you want your kids to do drugs, you should definitely send them to this school, as the students here do drugs in the restrooms, and have drunken parties just about every night of the week.

Shawnee Mission West the strongest of all Shawnee mission schools has beautiful girls and awesome dudes and a beast mascot. It also is one of the best at sports out of all the other Shawnee mission schools. Their are no gross cliques at west like there are at North West and we aren't fake alcoholics like the East weirdo's, we also aren't low class druggies like the North kids who think that it's really special their school is rundown and old. And claiming to be most similar to Shawnee mission south we will still beat you in all sports and and have better colors. So in the end why wouldn't you envy everyone who goes to West? After all West is best!

Shawnee Mission West is by far the coolest of the Shawnee Mission Schools. Their biggest rival of these schools is Shawnee Mission East, but West wins every time. Because they're awesome. The mascot is a Viking (who was an actual person) as opposed to a Lancer (WTF is that anyways?) and overall the SMW kids are just cooler.

the school all the wyandotte county kids get transferred to because the schools in their county are worse than SMN.