by 29mike29 August 18, 2008
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Scenario 1:
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!
Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!
Scenario 2:
Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!
Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!
by Garam Masala September 03, 2008
by Alex The Redeemer August 24, 2008
A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
by omgshesmawafi August 25, 2008
by shayyyshayyy August 15, 2008
Did you see Shawn Johnson perform last night? | Yeah, but I wasn't paying full attention to the routine.
by Jholm93 August 24, 2008
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