Damn! My dog just shat all over the living room carpet! I'm screwed!

kb shat four times today

1. "I'm constipated; I haven't shat in 3 days!"

2. Upon smelling a really nasty fart: "Ewe...who shat themself?"

3. "When I shat this morning I clogged up the toilet."

thoust shat upon thy self in thy most fearfull way

Stephon got shatted on by some birds at school

He shat his pants.Oh,shit man,he is shatting himself.

The dog shat about an hour ago.