Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 11, 2010
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by RetyTheLlama February 03, 2008
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What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
by ggrab4884 September 07, 2009
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a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
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by MRstone August 17, 2009
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when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
by blahhhhhhh March 30, 2006
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by Diana N. April 04, 2008
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