"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.