When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The point of drunkenness that is sufficiently passed buzzed, but not belligerently drunk.

A happy medium that could be defined as the perfect drunk.

an adjective to describe a pair of underwear that have been sharted on