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Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
by the hue bearer March 11, 2016
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Articles that are a bit on the poo side
"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!
by Barshens March 11, 2016
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The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
by Estacada James September 24, 2006
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A sharticle is a blog or web article filled with material less entertaining than a loud noisy release of fecal matter. People might say, "Come here and look at this", but they soon will be bored with the lack of information or the rank presentation thereof.
Used in a sentence:

Amy's sharticle on her dad liking My Little Pony at Yahoo Contributor's Network was super annoying. I wouldn't even read it while having a shit.
by elijahblue November 26, 2013
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A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.
Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.
by His Goochness August 04, 2008
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A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.
In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!
by JWB_ March 11, 2016
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