The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.